Rebecca Porter

"Don't come here after dark"

"DO NOT TOUCH THE POOL TABLE. I have seen things. Horrific things I cannot forget."

"What is it about key bank that takes 20 minutes to do a simple transaction in the drive thru? Every one. Absolutely ridiculous."

"I got the pad Thai that was not only over $14 but not that good. Also I ordered a 2-star and it tasted like 4. Go to Rice n Spice! Close, delicious and way cheaper."

"The people who work here are extremely slow and stupid. Especially this blonde girl who may be retarded."

"Unsafeway."