Zureka Loubser

"Best tip I could give: Don't go. Red-headed witch manager will treat you like filth if you're not one of her regulars."

"Poor management. Lots of broken equipment left for weeks, kids allowed to play with weights, members allowed in without towels or proper gym attire. "System down" regularly."

"Cellphone got stolen in Checkers. Watch out for dodgy East Rand people."