Zita Letenyei

"Do not order fish and chips. Fish comes in pieces like fish fingers and the 'handcut' chips are more like from frozen crap. Salt and pepper served from the waitress' pocket. Beneath any standard."

"2 small glasses of wine for 1580? Come on..."

"The fleur salad is delicious!"

"Medium size, very clever playground for children at any age. Safe and modern climbing frames, slide, swings. Our favourite one in the area. No loo and no fountain though."