Zap Sharon

"They don't sell Diet Coke. Only store brands."

"As I waited for my carry out I saw the employee's daughter wiping her nose on her fingers and then wrapping silverware. Thank goodness carryout doesn't come with silverware."

"Beth is a master with color"

"They will install your wiper blades for free."

"McDonald's in terminal A has diet Pepsi instead of diet coke. That should be illegal."