Zander S

"If you go with Matt, watch your hands... Dude can eat."

"Jim Boothe is trying to run a smear campaign... But pay attention to the facts. Boothe has caused these problems: the b.p. Oil spill, global warming, herpes, fat chicks, the Iraq war, and pimples."

"Vote Zander Mayor of the Frat in '10."

"Don't chew gum naked at your audition."