Zach Myrow

"6th floor. Yum"

"Get a draft and a shot for 3 bucks more."

"The hallways in building 86 sometimes smell like doodoo. Not really a tip just something you'll have to deal with."

"University News has a pencil sharpner and a stapler... and they're cool about ppl using them."

"The most powerful people in the entire department are secretaries. Befriend them. Your life will be easier."