Zach Baker

"Thanksgiving on a bun.. Its like deliciousness slapped you square in the dick."

"Keep an eye out for the caravan of wild cats lurking in the rafters."

"Ask about their dui happy hour specials"

"Fun fact: if you hang out in the womens dressing room. People for some reason think you are a raper... Maybe its the hair."

"Fun fact: the pigeons will in fact eat bread off of your shoe!"

"Keep an eye out for skunks and crazy cat ladies"