Will Patterson

"SLOWEST. MOES. EVER. even when there wasn't anyone in line it took forever. When I ordered the already expensive queso cup, the guy didn't even fill it up all the way."

"This has got to be the slowest Moe's I've ever been to. No joke. I hope they serve breakfast when I finally get through the line."

"Hope you don't need to use the internet, you could literally run to Facebook HQ in California faster than it takes to load your profile at this Starbucks."

"Epic Shakes! And the ladies who run it are super nice! Get healthy and what not ya crazy"

"Great bathroom to take a shit in"

"I thought it was Bo-Time, but it wasn't. I had to wait 5 MORE minutes for my Cajun Filet Biscuit Combo."