M. Andre Primus

"Mortal Kombat machine in the secret arcade ate my money!"

"My home church! Very multicultural, a thing that is missing in many other churches. I recommend it!"

"Get an Italian style chicken finger sub, but with the chicken fingers dipped in the buffalo sauce first. They made it for me by mistake once and I have been asking for it since."

"Its true! Massage chairs and flat screen TV's."