Neil Brazier

"Don't buy the popcorn/drink combo. The "regular" size has shrunk by half."

"If travelling by car, the car park is the worse ever devised by man."

"Speak up and repeat yourself as orders get taken incorrectly far too often"

"Don't get stuck in room 212 over the nightclub if you want an early night, nor until the room above where the couple were vomitting from 4am"

"Room 206 is nice but the radiator is stuck on and reception didn't offer a room swap when they couldn't fix it"

"Order any pizza! (They all taste the same)"