Carlos Moreno

"Over the years I swear the most gorgeous baristas have been serving smiles here"

"Smoke a blunt, calm yoself!!!!"

"Ice cream machine always seems to be down!! 3rd time it's happened!"

"There's no ironing boards, the rooms smell like the carpets were shampooed and have been drying for days. The bathrooms smell. I did find $5 on the floor tho."

"Paul hooks it up, def leave here feeling no less than fresh and clean"

"Treat the Mayor right, and he won't feed your body to the wolves and javalena's[="