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"This is not a beach, but it's the closest thing we got. Oh and the parking lot is one-way, but there are no signs until you've already committed."

"It's where the bros shop, but only when they're too lazy to go to rouse's"

"Damn good jambalaya... Fridays only."

"What's the opposite of a sausage-fest? A taco-fiesta? ...oh, just wonderin'"

"Best trivia in PB. Great wings and daily specials too, but they're down to the minute on when their specials start."

"What is this, a parking lot for ants?"