Joshua Goldberg

"Horrible hotel. And under no circumstances let them give you a handicapped room if you don't need one."

"It's not a gay bar."

"In-shell sea urchin, $3.25/lb today."

"Don't fear the BooBoo."

"Incredible fried pork, and great corn/cheese fritters too."

"The beijing duck is close to the best in the country."