Calvin Jones

"Watch out for slippery floors in toilets when it's raining. Nearly broke my neck!"

"Great Wednesday meal deals only €4.95."

"No brown sauce on the breakfast rolls: travesty!"

"Great meal deal offer at Boots on way to domestic gates: any sandwich + drink + snack €€3.99 or less. If you pick one of the 2 for 1 drinks you get 2 in th €3.99 bundle. Result!"

"Don't turn up on a Monday. New opening hours mean library is now closed on Mondays. :("