Will Meyer

"$5 for a bag of frozen dumplings to take home. They're the same as the ones you see them making right behind the counter all day. Put in pan with oil and water. They steam til water's gone, then fry."

"If you are $1 of hungry: get 5 pork dumplings; $2 of hungry: add 4 pork buns; $3 of hungry: add 1 hot & sour soup; $4 of hungry: add cup of hot soy milk; $5 of hungry: you're in the wrong place."