Andrew Proto

"Go grab a coupon for a two month membership on Groupon!"

"If you misplace you keys a quick pray to St. Anthony (patron saint of lost items) always helps!"

"Too pricey and not that good."

"Good stereotypical diner that does all the little things very well. My only complaint is that there are no soda refills."

"Here's a tip. Eat somewhere else. The pizza tastes like toasted wonder bread with ketchup on it."

"Look for Paul (the Mixologist with the shaved head) and order a Sazerac. You'll be doing yourself the greatest favor of your life."