Will Proops

"If haven't a watch you can tell the time by looking at Big Ben. Be warned it is partially obscured so impossible to do from 20 past, till 20 to each hour. Meh you can't everything in life."

"Gun dawg! Great!!"

"Avoid long queues for spontaneous film watching by booking on your smartphone whilst in the foyer and collecting from machine. Genius."

"Come check out the electric atmosphere!!!"

"Monetize your mobile inventory here with a great team!"

"Got time to spare? Try waiting for the lifts from your floor from 12-2pm"