Will Holmes

"Be careful around trash cans.. I just completely fell in one thinking it was a barstool!"

"Hit on every single cowboy bartender... slut!"

"If you come for karaoke, you may want to invest in some earplugs :)"

"Watch out for the trannies cause they WILL suck your dick.."

"Be very careful! Monsters and ghouls are on the prowl... they want to devour your soul!"

"Sunday night!"