William Moran

"S'mores blizzards and flamethower burgers. Two thumbs up."

"Wendy's employee with gauges and a weed tattoo refused to serve me what I wanted because they "were about to clean their grill". Gave me a discount for the inconvenience. Mixed feelings on that one."

"Found a discarded vibrator in the parking lot. Stay classy, Waterbury."

"Passable. The lettuce tends to be soggy if you go late."

"The last bit of authenticity in a town overrun with strip mall bullshit. 5 stars."

"What a shithole."