William Cowell

"Trish is fun, she is on the market for a hot Italian (or Asian) man"

"I am so fat!"

"This is a place where people "go out" for dinner that eat McDonalds regularly."

"Why not be in you best shape ever with the excellent fitness center here? Email me for a free orientation and learn to use the equipment and maximize this resource."

"Definitely a more small-town-feel Starbucks."