William

"If you listen really close, you'll hear people refer to this place as the: JewSeum. Which is funny, if not a little insulting. But, it's still funny. The contents of the museum...not so much."

"It's open, and it's as good - if not better - than I expected! And, delicious Thai Ice Tea!"

"Kevorkian Krush. If you're nasty."

"Two pillows, two sheet, one bed."

"It's all sorts of scary, up in here."

"Bowflex, and a bike?!? HaWhat??!"