Will Hoilman

"Check out the bakery. Miss Mary makes awesome baked goods."

"Conveniently located for busting kidneys."

"Bring your own umpire because the ones here need the help."

"You can count the turkeys on way down. They are usually the cars passing you in the right hand lane."

"2 ways to know your back in NC. 1- The roads get much better. 2- Fuel gets much more expensive. How do you think we paid for these nice roads?"