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"Being your old shoes so your fitter can see how you ran through the previous pair. Ask about their distance training groups."

"Indoor soccer is like soccer meets NASCAR by way of bumper pool."

"No matter where you're headed, your gate is the last one on Concourse C."

"Do fellow uke player a favor and tune the ukes hanging just inside the door."

"Your source for Stompees, Cuddleuppets, 42-packs of batteries and toilet paper."

"Boneless Flank Soup. Ask for a small bowl of chili sauce to punch it up."