David Turner

"Make sure not to feed the Widman."

"Go check this out and take the tour. Attempt to take off in one of the planes."

"Two for Tuesdays? Make it 8."

"Check out the party Thursday before the Rodeo and compete in the Liar's Contest"

"Bring in a big Trout to the Alabama Deep Sea Fishing Rodeo"

"Check out crawfish on Wednesday's during the spring. Drink a Budwieser for a job well done."