Victor Valentin

"Here's my tip, don't normally leave one, weakest and most over priced drinks I have ever encountered in my 8 years of living in NYC. Order water and go around the corner to Cole Yard Bar."

"Guys, they have a prison warden working the fitting rooms so if you want to look at your wife/girlfriend you do it at home."

"Mexican makes me feel whepa! Watch for rats and cough syrup flavored drinks."

"Eyes to the floor."