Andy Holsomback

"Bring your gold Card"

"The Sicilian square was money.. Friendly people and quality food at a good price..."

"Be on the lookout for the native douche rockets... They will check in everywhere in the complex..."

"You might see the worlds biggest douche here...."

"If you like over priced shoes, snooty help and shopping with the entitled, then this is the place for you...."