Von B.

"Just do it."

"Great petroleum products! A one of a kind shopping experience!"

"It's a good place to get drunk and take a walk in a nice 'hood."

"When I moved into my new home, I furnished it for under $300 in about three weeks. The other stuff is a secret. Do not shop here! I would like access to all the good stuff when I have the time."

"Say you have a dentist appointment and ski here on weekdays."

"worth it for the beer"