Dean

"The vending machines in the large kitchen take credit cards."

"Come here to be reminded why not having little shits is a good idea."

"Check out the bookcase at the bottom of the steps in the basement There's a surprise there if you can figure it out."

"Check out the man cave. It's dope."

"Horrible. All around. Full of douche bags. Crowded. Loud. Bad."

"The service here is HORRIBLE. period."