Vikram Desai

"The fragrance section is amazing. Sample a huge variety and when you find something you like, go home and buy it from Amazon for half the price."

"The Chocolate Almond ice cream is to die for"

"The guy with the dog has unnecessarily added a large number of pictures of his dog at this train station."

"Hang around by the Faber store as you wait for the train. Check out the books. If you like one, buy from Amazon to save lots of money."

"Can't believe how huge this place is. Great lunch specials. Try the Calamari and the Cauliflower Chicken penne pasta"

"Make sure you say hi to Katie!"