Victor Mukula

"Use the Lift or escalator at the back of the platform if you're carrying heavy luggage."

"Wrap up warm in winter, or legs'll chilly."

"Don't pay for the pub quiz on Wednesday it's rigged."

"Get a loyalty card for the real ales, buy 6 pints and you get a free cask ale."

"All you can eat for £18.60 on Sundays."