Victoria Capezza

"The bears only come out between 1 and 3 p.m."

"Don't use the window wiper at pump 3, I just put a ton of mud in the water"

"Nobody less than 50 years old present in the entire casino at 10:45 a.m. on a Wednesday."

"Any size soda NOT $1."

"Don't try to compliment the workers at 10 a.m."

"Hardly any poop!"