Vernon Heywood

"Better get up early or sleep in real late if you want a hot shower. If not, between 6:30 am and 7am, you'll be showering in snow melt."

"Order your food when they take your drink order because you may never see your server again!"

"Don't forget to go "Weee!""

"Goos luck finding a clean table! Or tie on an apron and bus your own, because the employees obviously aren't going to."

"Most helpful tip ever: it's ONE WAY morons. Don't enter through the exit."

"Better have cash on hand, not ATM, no credit cards."