Veronica Heringer

"The worst gym in town and the finest Toronto scam. Account managers, trainers and receptionists will try to sell you anything, but will never deliver on their promises. Don't fall for it!!!"

"Don't forget to get the coupons with lunch and dinner deals at the door!"

"Top choice in Toronto. Beans from all over the world roasted in house. You can't miss this one!"

"They will match the competitor's price and deliver your new prescription glasses in about a hour!"

"Ask for the Salmon Burger with poutine if you're looking for extra yummy calories. You won't regret it!"

"All you can eat pasta for $5.95? You can't go wrong with that!"