Jennifer Carroll

"This airport is on par with the one in Evansville, Indiana. Not so good."

"Omg, y'all. I am drinking the best negroni I've ever had in my life, and I've been drinking them for years and years. By any means necessary, go to Japonessa and order one of these from Cameron."

"Who the fuck is running the sound board here? Way to make an amazing band sound like shit."

"I hear that columbia staffer Nate is one of the best shoe gurus/fitters around. He's like the shoe whisperer."

"This place does a lot of things right, but they make PISS POOR cocktails"

"The holiday bazaar here is...interesting. I didn't know people this weird lived in seattle. Shows you what I know."