ven smith

"What? No frappucinos!? Absurd! You know this place sucks because they can't afford a completely automated espresso machine, they still have to do it by hand! French press? This is 'merica dammit!"

"Pupusas e curtido e route details yucca. All you need to know. Beans ARE vegetarian!"

"If it has alcohol in it, you can find it here!"