Las Vegas

"Welcome … now you’re part of the “family.” You’ll learn a lot here, but some things are better left unexplained … capiche?"

"You’re about to plummet 800 feet attached to a cord. Hoping for a Foursquare tip should be the least of your worries. But, if you insist: Don’t look down."

"If you have to spend a day in The Tank, we hope it’s this one. This also may be the only time you can use the phrase “swimming with the sharks” literally."

"Go Green on this prestigious 7,042-yard par-70 championship course! And with any luck, Go Fairway, too. But regardless, definitely Go Clubhouse and enjoy the lounge and all of the amenities."

"The best part isn’t the challenging seven acres of water hazards. It’s that you can brag to your friends that you went clubbing on the Strip even after the sun came up."

"The coolest shopping excursion ever – visit this collection of exotic boutiques and then chill out for a bit with a frozen cocktail at Minus5!"