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"It's bigger on the inside"

"My favorite goodwill ever. every time I'm on town from Chicago i stop here"

"Sunshine bear says maybe if there is a mayor, you can steal the mayorship."

"Hey assholes. The only way youre training in vampire studios is if you have a key to my apartment. Beware. The vampire wrath will come down"

"Check out the women's restroom! Love this place. Super friendly, affordable and yummy!"