Vanessa West

"The Taro boba drink with soy milk tastes like cookies! Yummm"

"come for the food, stay for the asian flamenco dude covering clapton and eagles tunes"

"weakest whiskey cokes ever. you're better off ordering a beer."

"the couch is really comfortable for sleeping on"

"the toilet wobbles. don't be alarmed!"

"this mimosa needs dalt."