Vanessa Vaughn

"Need your hair to look fabulous for an evening out? See Crystal (she works Mon-Fri), or Eva (she works Thurs-Sun). All of the stylists are good, but these are the BEST. You'll be happy!"

"Literally, Aberdeen's finest. Make sure you don't stop in this town, keep driving. Unless you're fresh out of meth."

"Only see Victor, Melanie or Natalia for a massage - don't get stuck with Paula! Trust me."

"Give Hellema her job back! :("

"Row, row, row your boat..."

"Get married here! I haven't, but I've been to plenty of weddings here."