Valerie Tillia

"Carlton kolsch beer is good. Great service. Very pleased"

"The chicken always rots before it expiration date. Must be the temperature of the cases they keep"

"Get your burgers with NO PINK or you WILL be puking a few hours later."

"Go slow in the rain. Hydroplaning on a bridge is no fun."

"If you are trying to sneak, don't sneak past the pond. The ducks and geese WILL rat you out. They are watch-birds!"

"The staff rocks."