Matt Ebben

"Ryan is right. There are no fish in this lake. It's terrible for tubing and jet skis also. Only good for slalom and barefoot."

"Water is low. Watch for rocks, cribs, and DON'T POWER LOAD YOUR BOAT!"

"If you want to fit in, wear your Chuck Taylor All Stars."

"Take off any silver jewelry before using the springs. Sulfur turns silver black."

"Ask for the back corner table for the best views."

"If you're thinking Croque Monsieur, opt up to the Madame. Fantastic!"