Mr.Mahler™

"I agree with Hey There!"

"There's a dude named Mike that had all his friends tell him they're staying home tonight because he's embarrassing and they don't like him."

"Whenever I'm hungry I think of my wife's hooters!"

"Its like cougar city in here!"

"Just met the mayor Carebear at Gay Z 88 you go @Jerrbear"

"Great place to hang dead animals! Lookout for my deer on the wall.."