John Fannin

"$99 for 2 adults. $149 for Fri, Sat, Sun. All rooms have 2 beds."

"Stalactites! Watch your head."

"There are power outlets available around the perimeter."

"Full of weird Christian shit, but still about the biggest thrift store around Opelika/Auburn."

"There's a jacuzzi tub but not enough hot water at any one time to fill it... If the hot tub heat goes down, expect to spend all day heating it up again. Wireless didn't work while I was here."

"Come for the marshmallows... Stay for the marshmallows. Marshmallows are awesome."