John Glover

"The coffee is great and the barista is beautiful and gay."

"The machines take €1, €2 & €0.5 coins only. Washing (including detergent) is €3.50 and drying is €0.5."

"Go to the lookouts up the top of the mountain, you get the best view of the south side of the island there!"

"Get a parma! Om nom nom"

"Don't let the floor touch your skin."

"Get your hair cut at Express Cuts, they're so nice!"