Sonny P. Fontaine

"The Guest Suite is truely luxurious...be sure to try the woodfired pizza..."

"The first step in achieving a BladeRunner-esque society..."

"The Iced Ice is Awesome..."

"Built between the administrations of Mayor Snowe & Mayor Reade it's offical name is the Snowe/Reade Bridge"

"I heard they give away packs of quarters on tuesdays..."

"And most of us know how to spell Borough..."