Jon Bell

"Would like to thank the barista for serving me regular milk and not soy. Be sure to check your order twice, especially at night."

"None of the exterior lights ever work. Really dark all around the building. If you meet Gina in the office, walk the other way, she's rude, condescending, and doesn't care about her residents."

"Do yourself a favor. Go to McDonald's and get a filet o fish. The service will be better at the golden arches."

"Beware of the dog"

"Welcome!"