Ken Hunnemeder

"Free beer to the first person who can find a local shopping cart and fit it into Steve's bedroom."

"That last guy's spelling is rediculously aweful."

"The Smokin' Hot Legs are a must. Make sure you take a walk back by the brewery/kitchen."

"Drink the good beers. They taste better than the other ones."

"The best in town!"

"Try the Pepsi!"