Lisa Smith

"No WiFi, rude staff, and a phonecall to my room at 9pm to ask if I 'needed any girls to visit' Avoid."

"Amazing curry - the lamb rogan josh was particularly good. They also do a set lunch menu with options for £8 upwards. Win!!"

"There's no longer a cash point here - bad times."

"Don't order the draught Rekorderlig, it's £4.50 a pint!!"

"Chris Gillatt is never welcome inside these walls."

"Chris Gillatt will sleep with anything. ANYTHING (summer months only)"