Josh Coll

"Gooey Butter? Fire. Bart's Revenge? Fire. PBJ? Fire. Chicken n Waffles? Fire. Brisket? Fire. The Apple Pie? Fire. Glaze? Fire. Campfire?... Uh, Fire. Grandma's Kisses? Fire. Raspberry Fritter? Fire."

"Every time you get off the automatic walkway, you'll feel really slow.. If only we were always this fast, *sigh* (written on the automatic walkway)."

"Take the stairs."

"Do yourself a favor and get the honeydew smoothie. It almost tastes like god."

"First time? Check out the tornados."

"First time? Try the condoms."