Dustin Hansen

"Terrible customer service, but I can't help but love the place."

"Wait, popcorn and candy are expensive at a movie theater? Any other breaking news you want to lay on me 4square users?"

"Strongest drinks in town. Stop for two-fers! Their one-fers are stronger than everyone's two-fers, so get two."

"Greatest service....EVER."

"Greatest place to do all of your shopping...I'll never go to walmart ever again. Same prices, yet you leave with your dignity."

"The daytime black jack dealers will cut you into pieces...beware..."